Jane Lindsay’s Anger Management Problem. Sources Close to her say she may have to have an intervention.
December 15, 2014
Word on the streets of Post City is that Jane Lindsay has an Anger Management Problem and may have to have an intervention. Folks this gossip girl has heard from several of Jane’s victims! Well for one thing during Jane’s exhibition reception at Ruby Lane Bookstore, I was standing next to Janice, Kathy and Rosa, I was pretending to be reading Rosa’s new book, “The Harvey House Girls of Texas” (I have already read it and I highly recommend it), but really I was ease dropping on their conversation. Janice was telling Rosa and Kathy that Jane had written a letter to Mr. Breedlove at the juvenile detention center and it was extremely assertive if not a little on the aggressive side. About that time someone bought one of Jane’s pieces and she rushed over to the three of them clapping her hands and throwing glitter all over everyone. So they stopped talking darn it! Well needless to say I don’t have the contents of the letter it to share. But somehow I think there is more to the story.
So then Wednesday comes along and I went to the Community Christmas Program and would you believe I ended up sitting next to Jane’s mother Millie. Millie was complaining about her feet (She has had terrible foot problems for years as a matter of fact according to Dr. Tubbs she was born with bad feet.). She said she had to walk a half a block, but I didn’t understand because Jane lives next door to the church. So I ask her why she didn’t park at Jane’s’ house and she said she was afraid Jane would sabotage her car and something about a letter. Before she could say another word the choir started to sing and this journalist saw a place right in the third row directly behind the Post-Dispatch Dude. That dude, by the way, didn’t even have a pencil, camera, or smartphone to aid him in his journalistic endeavors. He did, however, sing one song. Can you believe my luck in getting that seat!
Well Here comes Friday and I went to the open house at Mistie Day’s Insurance office and I accidently overheard Mistie talking to Jane about her insurance adjuster wanting to cancel her house insurance. It seems Jane’s renter damaged her apartment beyond anything she could have ever imagined. Well, the insurance adjuster made her so angry that while he was on the roof of the apartment she removed the ladder and told him a few things and then went in the house. Mistie had to go over to the house and get the poor man off the roof she also had to talk him out of calling the sheriff. Plus I could swear that I heard her mention some kind of letter.
Gertie's gossip gets better because Jane has contacted the Gazette and ask to be the staff photographer! I have told her I can’t pay her but she doesn’t care she said she is desperate for people to look at her photographs. She is family after all so and she is doing a lot to promote the Gazette so welcome aboard Jane!
That’s all for now and remember my new cyberspace friends and family always practice random acts of kindness and avoid senseless acts of oppression.
Oh yes and…
Jane will be coming to town with her camera be nice but if she exhibits any anger management issues let me know and I'll give her an intervention she won’t soon forget! Just kidding
Beware of the Bicycle Bandit
Word on the cyber streets of the popular Post online garage sale Facebook page is beware of the bicycle bandit. He rides his bike around town in a black hoodie stealing your stuff. Most likely this dastardly bandit will steal your yard art that would be the most accessible. Well, this girl says bicycle bandit beware, because according to my source (the garage sale post on Facebook) your cruising for an ass kicking. They know who you are and they are watching you. Your best option is to return the yard art, change your lawless ways and repent! Not only should you repent but you might better post your remorse on the Post online Garage Sale page just for safety purposes.
Well, that's all for now everyone. Stay tuned for more stories and remember to practice random acts of kindness and don’t be an a-hole. Chow