Hello out there in cyberland Gertie here with the new Gazette. Folks sorry I haven’t given you a new paper in a while but this cold weather really has my gout in fits! I finally decided to suck it up on Jane’s advice. Jane said the news doesn’t stop just because my gout hurts, so ole Gertie is back online. Friends this week Kristi Wink called out all her prayer warriors to pray for Orabeth and Noel. (Noel is her husband, not her pig, this was Jane’s mistake the only Noel she ever knew was the pig on Green Acres.) . Orabeth was rushed to the hospital in Lubbock after seeking treatment in Tahoka. Course Tahoka is not the place to be if you have anything other than bloody nose which Orabeth did. Kristi’s prayer warriors came out by the dozens and prayed their hearts out to their lord and savior. I feel sure their prayers were heard because Orabeth is doing better but will have to stay overnight in the hospital. This gospel girl was impressed to see 50 warriors praying and 48 people liking it on facebook. Orabeth and Noel the Garza Gazette wishes you a speedy recovery. I only hope if this news girl gets sick the prayer warriors will lift up their hearts to the lord and pray pray pray. Kristi and her warriors are ready to meet our lord Jesus and will probably be the first to be raptured. Kristi if you and your warriors are raptured and Gertie isn’t will you'll give me your credit cards, property, and cash? I promise to make good use of them!
The Ice Age Cometh!
The new year is coming in with the weather from hell or maybe not. If you live in the West Texas region then you have been experiencing an abundance of ice and very cold weather. Well, Jane’s cousin Courtney has a husband name, Ricky. Ricky will come and remove your limbs if you desire (that’s tree limbs). Just look at the Post online garage sale Facebook page and get your limbs removed for a very reasonable price. Folks Ricky is quite the handy man and will do other jobs if you need them. Thank you, Courtney and Ricky, because living here in Post services are a challenge!